Yo if I don’t get around to posting that Follow Forever I’ve been putting off for months within the next week can someone yell at me to take like fifteen minutes and finish the damn thing kthx
damnit muscle memory don’t open Tumblr I was doing so well not opening this site this week and ooh wouldja look at that fanart *keeps scrolling*
When someone challenges you to a game you’re secretly a boss at and you’re like
When someone challenges you to a game you’re accidentally a boss at and you’re like
When someone challenges you to a game they are boss at and you win by sheer button mashing anyways.
WAIT BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHICK THAT FALLS OFF THE THRONE OR CHAIR
OMFG I CANT BREATHE FROM LAUGHING TO HARD
Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.